Let Me See You Get Low

Updated Star Wars Lines

I was skeptical at first but I must admit, these Star Wars lines are pretty funny.

Your Grandma had sex before marriage

Link: DotMoms: DotMoms Daily: December 20, 2006.

Yup, its true.  More than likely your Grandma had sex before marrying your Grandpa, although it was probably with your Grandpa that this happened.  I know this to be true in my family - even though it isn't something that is talked about.  I blame TV and movies for making us think things were different back then.  People were just more apt to get married, cover it up and take responsibility back then. 

Rules of Drinking

Did you know there are rules to drinking and/or being a drunk?  This is all in fun of course.  Sure gave me a laugh.

Penis Trailer Hitch Cover

I really don't know what to say about this.  Just when you think you've seen it all.  I would assume that this guy DOESN'T have a girlfriend and isn't likely to get one in the near future.

Sperm have noses?

I LOVE the Discovery Channel and the Science Channel as well as the History Channel.  With that said, do we really need this information?  Unless you can give the sperm a cold to keep the little guy from smelling, what good does it do to know this creepy fact?

Pamela Anderson

Dude, she could smuggle a small child under those.  I don't like boobs that are bigger than my head - but that's just me.

Bikini Watch

He's a GUY!!  What guy wouldn't do that?  Now if he was selling the tapes on the net that would be a different story. 

Breasts

Link: Neuvo: Titillating media on chicksnbreasts.

They're breasts, boobs ,ta tas - get over it.  They were made to feed offspring and make shirts fit badly and have a horrible contraption to contain them - period - end of story.

Teachers Get Caught Getting it On

Link: Wacky Stuff: Teachers Quit After Students Witness Sex.

Can anyone say,"DUH"!  These idots don't deserve to be around kids of any age.

Horn dog at 94 years

What's a retired China man supposed to do?  Too bad he didn't have the internet back then.  Could have saved himself a lot of time and effort.

Link: Wacky Stuff: Man, 94, Addicted To Beauties.